Originally a Viking fishing village founded in the 10th century, Copenhagen became the capital of Denmark in the early 15th century.Beginning in the 17th century it consolidated its position as a regional centre of power with its institutions, defences and armed forces. I think the snow plow hides around the corner until I'm done shovelling the driveway. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white crap and it's so freaking cold. The snow plow got stuck up in the road and that idiot came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. Random Shite seems to get harder to slap together each week. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shovelling. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the freaking ice. Been inside for three days now except for shovelling out the driveway after that snow plow goes through every time. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November. A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to give you a demonstration of this wonderful vacuum cleaner" "Fuck off! "I haven't got any money" and tried to close the door. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet.
Later, following the Second World War, the Finger Plan fostered the development of housing and businesses along the five urban railway routes stretching out from the city centre.After suffering from the effects of plague and fire in the 18th century, the city underwent a period of redevelopment.This included construction of the prestigious district of Frederiksstaden and founding of such cultural institutions as the Royal Theatre and the Royal Academy of Fine Arts.Site seemed to be down for some reason when checked last night no idea why.PLEASE READ I notice from the logs that some people are entering via this means you have bookmarked the site incorectly and wont be able to get at the other pages.